Welcome to the Cupboard of Worship of



This site was created to attack the common notion that Burt Reynolds has a
higher status in showbusiness than the great Tom Selleck. (Allegedly
Reynolds has systematically copied Selleck's appearance and acting style
throughout the years, achieving his fame simply by prostituting his "Selleckness".)
Follow this link to discover how to achieve "Selleckness"
Emergency Selleck Update:
Tom Selleck to star alongside Gillian Anderson in Series 5 of The X-Files
Click here for a sneak preview
Kneel at the sight of the master - now PRAY at the feet of the ultimate 70's icon
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